Absence didn’t work what else ya got?
I have bent many spoons in my life, the vast majority of which involved ice cream. Therefore, ice cream is the primary ingredient of activating supernatural powers.
I hope the next variant mutates to turn everyone into Cats, makes this all worthwhile.
*sells “no soliciting” signs door to door
I still remember when “information is power” could be said with a straight face. Thank goodness the internet put that myth to rest.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but women don’t really wear flowery see-through dresses to ride horses in real life.
There is no wrong response when someone tells you they have named their pet after you.
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious fiery car crashes.
Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn’t know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes.