I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn’t find her cigarette.
I’ve never had a better karate instructor than a spider web.
Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka should qualify just fine.
How do you say “bra” in German? Stopsemfromfloppin
I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces