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@lejessica : They say treat others how you would like to be treated. Now I have to go out on a date with a guy and treat him like a princess.

@lejessica: The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called.

@lejessica: I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching.

@lejessica: I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities.