No matter how much I mature, I can’t find a haircut that doesn’t make me look like a baby bird begging for worms.
Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not “content creator”?
Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex? Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.
To whoever has my old phone number: I truly hope you’re enjoying those texts from that guy I met at that thing