If the chameleons did their work better, we would not know about the existence of chameleons.
– Dad, why don’t we visit Greece to see pyramids?
– Son, why don’t we visit school to see your geography teacher?
Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you’ll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!
Me: – Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty?
Wife: – Because you’re a pessimist, honey!
– Judy, you have such a great taste!
– Steve, stop biting me!
Any phrase can be banalized,by adding “if you know what I mean” at the end.
EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean
Today I played dead with my 5yo nephew. He cried for 5 seconds, then grabbed my iPhone and run away.
If I stabbed someone with icicle, no one would find the murder weapon, because it melts. This thought is haunting me.
40 years later:
– Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth.
– Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!
Today’s 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player.
What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand.