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Bryan Adams: in the summer of ‘69

Danny Zuko: I remember it well because my mouth got all sandy

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Priest: look son, I think you should kick the habit

Me: ok

*nun screams*

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Me: I’d like to withdraw some daylight from my savings please

Bank: sorry no

Me: look I’ve been inside for 8 weeks now, there must be *something* in there

Bank: ok thats not really how this works

Me: omg this is daylight robbery

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The Beatles: 🎶 lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song

Van Gogh: here you go