Dear twitter thank you for telling me it’s not my fault……but wtf
Guys disappear for days then say “wyd” ….no mf what were YOU doing!!
My horoscope said I should kiss you today
I called my girlfriend using my friend’s phone, she picked the call & said “hi sweetheart”, she knew it’s me even when I didn’t speak a word, TRUE LOVE EXISTS. ❤️❤️🥺🥺💋💋😘😘
$19.99 because $20 is an outrageous amount of money!
Phone: your storage is full.
“looks at my 8,726 identical photos of last 100 years”
Me: no, I need all of these
New relationship be like, “what you doing?” ….”just drinking water”…”ok darling plz be careful”
Boys get 1 polo shirt and wear it till the horse dies!!