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@lildandeli0n : If I get killed, would you make my chalk outline slimmer? Thanks.

@lildandeli0n: Life is not like a box of chocolates. Life is more like opening the freezer and having everything fall onto you.

@lildandeli0n: I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this

*Pushes salad aside*

@lildandeli0n: Caller: I'm your worst nightmare.

Me: Whaaat?? You're a sugar free cookie??

@lildandeli0n: *Notices that boss is about to walk into glass door*
*Lets nature run its course*

@lildandeli0n: [Gets Twitter error: "Somehow, somewhere, something went wrong"]

I know Twitter, I know.

That's why I'm here.

@lildandeli0n: I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets.