I’m super impressed by how many football players wear their Invisaligners while they play.
Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone
Watched Dahmer with my grandma and she kept talking about ways to get that smell out of the house.
Very concerning
Naked and Afraid but it’s just me wandering around the house at night looking for the source of the sound in my dream that woke me
Back on campus for the new semester and a younger fellow student asked me what I teach
I thought about poking him in the eye and saying “a lesson”