Just be thankful you aren’t quarantined with a roommate who has decided to work her way through the Taylor swift songbook on guitar, which she can barely play (me it’s me I’m doing that)
i dont understand how humans can land on the moon but also sometimes a snake gets loose from the zoo like are we good at things or not
There’s a line in 30 rock where Kenneth mentions that the mayor of his hometown is a female horse and I just today realized a female horse is called a mare. She’s the mare of the town.
CINDERELLA: my parents r dead
CINDERELLA: im being abused
CINDERELLA: i need a new outfit