Bigfoot keeps his legs in shape by doing sasquats
Can you imagine Wolverine falling asleep on Elm Street? Freddie visits, they hit it off and start to put together plans for a mobile turkey carving business
I accidentally dropped a Tide stick on my Spotify app and now it’s just ify
I take my ibuprofen wrapped in cheese cause why should my dog have all the fun?
Adding oatmeal to your bath soap doesn’t make it taste any better