Don’t waste your hard earned money on escape rooms when you can simply walk into an Ikea the wrong way.
Running with scissors is stupid. Throw the the scissors ahead of you and run to where they landed. Repeat until you arrive safely at your destination.
Monopoly taught me that to become a truly successful property owner, I’m going to have to go to jail on a regular basis.
Recently I discovered when changing sex positions, it’s better to make the Transformers sounds inside your head rather than vocalizing them.