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Me: it’s sunny! Maybe I’ll get a tan!

My face: *activate freckles*

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I got my kid these awesome new bath toys so obviously she spent the whole time playing with a shampoo bottle

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Me sharing with my toddler: ‘here honey have some of my cookie. In fact have it all’

My toddler sharing with me: *hands me one crumb then screams because she wants it back*

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My toddler hid the tv remote before she went to bed so now I have a fun night ahead of getting drunk and watching Disney Junior

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My toddler has lost the eyes from her Mr Potato head toy and I’m pretty sure it was on purpose so he can’t see how shit 2020 is