If elected I will pour out three fingers of scotch and fill the bottle back up with water so my dad doesn’t notice.
When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band…
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In a medium bowl, mix together butter, white sugar, and brown sugar. Beat in eggs one at a time, then stir in vanilla. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Grease cookie sheet,
Disappointed a milkshake is just called a milkshake in the UK. I would’ve guessed it was something real perverted like a curd sweetie or lovie cream