It’s 2020 – you’d think they’d be able to make a year that doesn’t suck by now
I was conceived at a Pink Floyd concert, and while I’ve gone on with my life, my parents are still there waiting for them to finish playing Dark Side of the Moon.
The scary thing about helping my kid with her sixth grade homework is that even though it was a long time ago I don’t remember being as bad as I am now at sixth grade.
‘Why do birds suddenly appear’ is my favorite song about a group of people giving me the finger while I’m driving.
Kids today will tell their kids how they had to walk up the stairs at home both ways to get to school