(in job interview)
my greatest strength is how quickly i can create a hostile work environment and my biggest weakness is that i love too deeply and im constantly befriending fake people. i have no experience as a barista.
the matrix is a movie about the hottest people in the world using the computer
have an idea for a hot wings restaurant. the wings are free, but napkins cost $100…
ah shit, i accidentally left my gender reveal pressure cooker on a crowded train