My son has stolen my iPad to play minecraft. Please retweet this so the notifications disrupt his playing.
Me: There is a small tree on fire.
911: Could you describe it?
Me:Picture shrubbery…now picture it engulfed in flames.
My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three.
My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He’s told every other person on earth and I didn’t want y’all to be out of the loop.