If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows
Girls storing chips in their bras…pfft amateurs. I’ve got spaghetti and half a taco from this afternoon in there
It’s been 5 years now. I’m afraid that I actually might not be bloated.
Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth…and drink all the vodka inside.
It seems to help
Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.