Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hot glue gun is a good guy with a hot glue gun.
I think that next job interview I conduct I’m going to ask the candidate “What is best in life?”
If they don’t answer “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women,” then hard pass.
I live in fear that one day the real “World’s Greatest Dad” is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug.
My son called me ‘Marc’
I said “That’s a little presumptuous. Call me Dad”
He replied “Now who’s being presumptuous?”