Brandy Carlile implies the existence of Whiskey Buscrocodile.
The opposite of Lorelai is Loretellsthetruth,
Keep your friends close and a bag of chips closer.
If someone offers you nuts by asking “Cashews?” and you don’t answer “God bless you” they will take away your dad card.
If he was arranged diagonally would you call him Slanta?
She said she didn’t want me to touch her with a ten foot pole. I said ma’am I’m flattered but it’s not that long.
You want me to fill my glass with ice? The thing that sunk the Titanic?
Would I understand the music of Dua Lipa if I haven’t first heard any songs by Uno Lipa?
It’s better to clear out your fridge before the leftovers grow green hair, become sentient, and attack the closest major population center.
If Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson returned to wrestling to fight Sammy ‘The Scissors’ Nelson would it appear on paper view?
The term is sous chef not Sioux chef. It’s a role in the kitchen not the leader of a proud indigenous tribe.
Tired this morning me would like to have a word with stayed up too late last night me.
Walking up the lighthouse stairs can be a very towerful experience.
Spider-Man: Hey. Are you okay?
Thor: It’s just not my day.
Spider-Man: Well it is Thursday though.
Thor:
Whack a mole is not a conventional dermatological treatment method.