She asked if I had lost my mind. It’s nice to know that there’s some doubt.
Oh rental car. Oh rental car. Your gas tank is not on the side I thought.
If you throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care make sure you put your coffee cup down first.
I know that now.
“How is tofu made?”
Well, when an edamame loves an edadade very much….
*writes in climate’s year book “Best of luck. Don’t ever change!”*
A welcome mat is a gateway rug.
I’m not straight up gangster but I’m working on improving my posture.
Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn’t improved since fourth grade.
It’s the eye of the tiger.
It’s the spleen of a sheep.
Trump says he’ll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall.
This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you’re 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it’s merely a suggestion.