*First person to ever eat Chicken*
Friend: So what does it taste like?
FPTEEC: It’s hard to say!
*Me coming home with a Bloodied nose*
Wife: OMG, Are you OK?
Me: I’m fine, You should see the other Guy!
Wife: I agree, He’s taller and better looking.
Me: Wait, What??
Who called them Underpants ?
And not ‘Man Hole’ Covers?