Mickey wouldn’t last 2 min in a Tom & Jerry episode
“i acknowledge that i have read and agree to the above terms and conditions”
Why are people scared of flying?! The Earth is a giant spaceship with no pilots. That’s way scarier.
Vampire: can I take you out to dinner?
Girl: am I the dinner?
Vampire: (sweating) ha ha no
Skeleton: I’m you from the future
Me: how long?
Skeleton: 2 months
Me: are you here to warn me?
Skeleton: no you’re already screwed, just drink more milk for me