Spell check is for lasers.
Gotye is just somebody that we used to know.
German be like, __________ is the word for a cat that is chewing on a flower in a pot that was watered last Tuesday.
If you don’t have a crazy neighbor, you are the crazy neighbor.
Hear me out, what if Santa actually exist but we’re just all on the naughty list?
In all of this horror movie scenes where the bed is levitating it’s just the monster under the bed, sneezing.