I’m exceptionally good at proofreading after I hit send.
Grease is my favourite movie about how smoking gets you a boyfriend.
So you’ve had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I’m crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around.
People keep telling me I behave like a man so I’m currently working up the courage to tell my husband he’s gay.
I’m exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I’m slurring my words.
People say that Twitter is pointless but it’s teaching my children to be self sufficient.
People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?