@mdob11: A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
@mdob11: Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :(
@mdob11: Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!!
Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza.
@mdob11: I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.