To err is human; to Air Bud is dog!!!!
Women shouldn’t work outside the home. It’s STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.
the sequel to “Up” should be called “Up 2: No Good” who do I tell this to
“Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires” – Smokey the NRA Bear
Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll
Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph
“Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman’s body” – Russian nesting doll
God making man in his image was the original selfie
I’m donating my body to science. I’m getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer.
“Vitamin Water”?? Sorry bud, that exists and it’s called SOUP
I think the most fucked up thing about the Catholic Church is that they force Bishops to only move in diagonals
If video games have taught me anything, it’s that you’ll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss
I have a friend visiting from out of town. What’s your fave place in LA to look at your phone??