I’m donating my body to science. I’m getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer.
“Vitamin Water”?? Sorry bud, that exists and it’s called SOUP
I think the most fucked up thing about the Catholic Church is that they force Bishops to only move in diagonals
If video games have taught me anything, it’s that you’ll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss
I have a friend visiting from out of town. What’s your fave place in LA to look at your phone??
Itching, flaky skin? Burning sensation while urinating? You’re probably on fire!
This Venn guy was sure bad at drawing circles next to each other
I wish all tests were things you peed on