I asked the bookstore employee where the self help section was. She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Pretty sure my cold is trying to seduce me. I sneezed and my bra unsnapped.
Makes me laugh when a person blows their nose,then look into the tissue to see what came out. Seriously.. what are you expecting to find there?
paperclip: the staple for people with commitment issues.
FFS. A bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga,because I spilled my Pumpkin Spice Latte,
I refuse to allow anyone to drive me crazy. My GPS says it’s within walking distance.
I refuse to allow anyone to drive me crazy. My GPS says it’s within walking distance.
Finished my book on how to fall down the stairs, it’s a step by step guide.
Thank so much for putting the empty cereal box back in the pantry. Now I get to have disappointment for breakfast..
Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and saw the hundreds of pictures you’ve taken of them sleeping..
For those that worship cheese..
Please let it be chicken..please let it be chicken
Last weekend my partner wanted to go to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you.
I took us to Subway..that’s how the fight started
Just try to look at your shoes the same way ever again,your welcome.
Which essential oils calm down household family members? Chloroform?
It’s chloroform isn’t it?