“That’s how kids get money. Loose teeth and chores.” -6yo niece schooling 4 on the way the world works
4 year olds really apologize like “I’m sorry I accidentally did that on purpose.”
Any time 4 chases our cat, she says “don’t worry kitty! It’s only me!”
And every time, I resist the urge to say “yeah I think the cat knows.”
Parenthood has made me so mature.
I just spilled my protein shake all over myself and all I’m saying is a donut would never do this to me.
Me: I set a timer for 10 minutes and then it’s time to go in.
Me: but 10 is more than 7.
4: ok, then 6 minutes
Me: …you got a deal