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4 year olds really apologize like “I’m sorry I accidentally did that on purpose.”

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Any time 4 chases our cat, she says “don’t worry kitty! It’s only me!”

And every time, I resist the urge to say “yeah I think the cat knows.”

Parenthood has made me so mature.

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I just spilled my protein shake all over myself and all I’m saying is a donut would never do this to me.

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Me: I set a timer for 10 minutes and then it’s time to go in.

4: 7

Me: but 10 is more than 7.

4: ok, then 6 minutes

Me: …you got a deal