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look I don’t know what your problem is but I’ve got extra if you need to borrow one

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if I won an award my acceptance speech would just be a list of medications that I’m thankful for

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you question the benefit of a $1000 stimulus payment and I challenge you to name a problem 1k donuts can’t solve

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my grandpa lived on the ninth floor of his building and he’d still tell you to get off his lawn

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it’s cool that your dog can fetch & obey commands but my cat can vomit on the bedspread so quietly that i don’t even wake up and you can’t teach that sort of thing