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Page of minkpinkustink's best tweets

@minkpinkustink : why do they call it involuntary manslaughter and not a grave mistake

@minkpinkustink: there’s a fine line between things that need to be tweeted and things that need to be medicated.

@minkpinkustink: a bug flew in my mouth today and that’s probably the healthiest thing I’ve eaten all week

@minkpinkustink: maybe there is no I in team but I see there is a goat in go team, so that’s fun

@minkpinkustink: whoever said misery loves company spelled calories wrong

@minkpinkustink: I don’t just have a chip on my shoulder— I’ve got the whole potato

@minkpinkustink: Can’t. Busy training my new cat to bite people who show up unannounced

@minkpinkustink: the chicken crossed the road for the same reason everyone else does— to avoid running into someone it knew