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@mishakey : If you want to get someone out of your office, just pull two tampons out of your purse and start air drumming.
@mishakey: Life Tip: If you get a bunch of tattoos people will never ask you to babysit.
@mishakey: I believe in you. But I also believe in aliens, big foot, and werewolves so don't get too excited.
@mishakey: I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT SOME GUY IN ANOTHER STATE DIED ARE YOU OKAY - my mom
@mishakey: If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car.
@mishakey: I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning.
@mishakey: Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, "Mommy close your eyes I have a present."
@mishakey: DOES HOLY WATER WORK ON OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN
@mishakey: Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation.
@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.