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@mochanya : I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings.

@mochanya: I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?

@mochanya: People r afraid of boogers. I bet u could rob a bank with a booger! Folks in the bank would back up! Police would be puzzled tho: A Bogger?!

@mochanya: Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?

@mochanya: My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.