I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings.
I’ve always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?
People r afraid of boogers. I bet u could rob a bank with a booger! Folks in the bank would back up! Police would be puzzled tho: A Bogger?!
Just watched a commercial…How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?
My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not.