Don’t you hate it when you’re SO tired because it’s been SUCH a long week and then you look at the calendar and see that it is, in fact, only Monday?
My kids have pulled out the NERF guns. What could possibly go wrong?
If you’re looking for some alone time away from your family, start telling them a story about a great deal you got on something you bought using coupons.
If you start to miss your family and want them to come back, get yourself a snack, open a book, or make a phone call.
Mother’s Day is great b/c you get to wake up to your kids fighting over who gets to give you your card first instead of regular fighting.
During this difficult time, I urge all parents to go through their children’s toys after they go to bed tonight and throw out any kazoos and whistles.
It’s too late for me, but PLEASE save yourselves!
When picking art supplies for your children, never pick glitter. You will always regret picking glitter.
“Watch what happens when the human children hear the sound of their mother eating something four rooms away.”
-if animals made nature shows
When you tell me to “Go outside and play” you mean go outside & then back inside, then outside, then inside a million times, right?
– kids
A lot of parenting involves doing really nice things for your kids, and your kids making you regret that decision instantly.
Parenting means you will never say “What?!” again without sounding annoyed.
All the baby books tell you that infants need to eat every 2 to 3 hours, but what they fail to mention is that this behavior continues until the child turns 18 and moves out of your house.
If I could just figure out how to decorate piles of laundry, my house would look AMAZING during Christmas.
Whoever had the bright idea of putting book jackets on children’s books clearly never had children of their own.
I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I’m covering for Debbie this weekend.