Sorry, can’t. I looked away while my child was in the middle of an hour long run-on story and now he has to start all over.
When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids.
So funny how “go to sleep” and “do parkour” sound exactly the same to kids.
When I’m old, I’m gonna giggle uncontrollably, squirm, and go all sack of potatoes on my son when he tries to get me in the car as payback.