This election could drag on for days. Unless someone captures the Snitch, then it ends immediately.
Human: we have a color named after you!
Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides?
Human: no, uh–
Salmon: wait why is it pink?
Human: …
Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK
My generation acts like they invented podcasts but my mom has been leaving 40min voicemails since before the internet.