I just got the lawnmower out and just like magic my sons disappeared
My dogs bowl has DOG written on it so my kids don’t eat it
*makes breakfast for two
*eats both of them
*Welds all night without incident..
*Burns self getting a pizza out of the oven..
My ex has made me dinner..
*gives a bit to the dog first*
*pokes forehead*
Is this thing on ?