ME *handing out drinks to the passing runners*: DRINK?
RUNNER *grabs drink from me*: THANKS
ME *chasing*: SO WHAT ARE WE?
Parole officer: Come in and take a seat
[me, finishing a jail term for stealing chairs] *starts sweating*
Waiter: Your coffee
Me: Could I have a little spoon please?
*delicately embraces me from behind*
*releases swarm of killer wasps*
*wasps fly off harmlessly in all directions*
– Hmm… time for plan bee