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@mrsjohngoodman : I ran over someone and now there's a bunch of flowers where it happened. It's like, I came back to apologize, not be lavished with gifts
@mrsjohngoodman: One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook.
@mrsjohngoodman: Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok