Ughhhh my neck is killing me ..
*how I slept
Welcome to your fifties. Now your eyebrows grow from your left shoulder. π΅βπ«
I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having I’m hear to ‘like’ them. π
When you’re angry with someone, It helps to sit down and think about the problem .. π€
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.
Growing old is a gift.
Wetting yourself when you sneeze, not so much. π€§π
Bikini season is just around the corner, unfortunately so is Dairy Queen. π
I wish my ex could look down from heaven see my “look at me now” life!
but nooooo, he’s still alive
Stress balls work better if you have good aim.