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@msmollybee25 : I hate when Netflix asks if I'm still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?

@msmollybee25: Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.

@msmollybee25: This bartender doesn't know it yet, but she is probably going to make me 36 hours late for work tomorrow.