the most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower
hello I’m britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is I tell you my real surname then my real forename then my real surname again in case you missed it
pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding” so in a way we are all pesto
well done to all the women on international women’s day, great bunch of lads
just can’t imagine being this mad at a pond
best thing about tennis is the way the lifeguard shouts the score
watching silence of the lambs, when i saw it as a teenager it was obviously a film about a cannibal killer guy but watching it again now it’s about a woman being leered at by creepy guys from all angles except the psycho killer guy who is genuinely interested in her as a person