octopus = 1 octopus
octopuses = 2 octopuses
octopi = 2 roman octopuses
octopodes = 2 greek octopuses
octo-potus = president of the octopuses
i’ve defeated every escape room there is by not entering any of them.
maybe if millennials didn’t buy an avocado toast every single day, then they could afford to purchase a house in 1955 like everyone else.
“if you could dinner with any scientist, alive or dead, which one would it be?”
“should i go into the arts?”
“can you imagine yourself doing anything else?”
“then i wouldn’t go into the arts, with no imagination”
okay, so you’re definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?