@myqkaplan

maybe if millennials didn’t buy an avocado toast every single day, then they could afford to purchase a house in 1955 like everyone else.

@myqkaplan

“if you could dinner with any scientist, alive or dead, which one would it be?”

“schrodinger”

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“should i go into the arts?”

“can you imagine yourself doing anything else?”

“no”

“then i wouldn’t go into the arts, with no imagination”

@myqkaplan

okay, so you’re definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?