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@myqkaplan : "if you could dinner with any scientist, alive or dead, which one would it be?"

"schrodinger"

@myqkaplan: "should i go into the arts?"

"can you imagine yourself doing anything else?"

"no"

"then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"

@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?