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@myqkaplan : "if you could dinner with any scientist, alive or dead, which one would it be?"
@myqkaplan: "should i go into the arts?"
"can you imagine yourself doing anything else?"
"then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"
@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?