octopus = 1 octopus
octopuses = 2 octopuses
octopi = 2 roman octopuses
octopodes = 2 greek octopuses
octo-potus = president of the octopuses
maybe if millennials didn’t buy an avocado toast every single day, then they could afford to purchase a house in 1955 like everyone else.
“if you could dinner with any scientist, alive or dead, which one would it be?”
“schrodinger”
okay, so you’re definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?