There’s no “u” in employee. You’re fired.
I’m on hold. My call is important to them.
Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk.
Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?
Look ma no friends
The worst is when you text someone and they text you back 2 hrs later but you already keyed their car and emailed their secrets to everyone.
What’s your body type? Mine is “giant gummy bear.”
Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever.