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Page of neerjagurnani's best tweets

@neerjagurnani : The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds.

@neerjagurnani: Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I'm affordable" instead of "I'm adorable". Stop embarrassing me.

@neerjagurnani: Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime.

@neerjagurnani: This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

@neerjagurnani: "My eyes are up here" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out.