The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you’re unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds.
Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say “I’m affordable” instead of “I’m adorable”. Stop embarrassing me.
Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we’re partners in crime.
This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
“My eyes are up here” ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out.