A Lunar Eclipse that Flat-Earthers have never seen.
Reason to wake up early in the day:
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORMReason to wake up later in the day:
THE EARLY WORM GETS EATEN
You Matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
If chefs ever prepared food on the Moon, their dishes would surely be interesting, but their restaurants would have no atmosphere.
While eating as a guest at other people’s homes, I’m thinking their dogs are genetically obligated
to-convince you they’ve never, ever been fed.
Anyone who thinks scientists like agreeing with one another has never attended a scientific conference.
Geologists are important for our understanding of rocks on Earth and on other planets. So never take them for granite.
Tonite’s SuperMoon is Super versus October’s FullMoon only if you think 16.05inch pizzas are Super relative to 16inch pizzas
To tell you the truth, beginning a sentence with “To tell you the truth” throws into question all else you’ve previous said.
Always wanted to call people who don’t like astronomy “Galactos Intolerant”
If I ever met a Space Alien, I’d resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy.
Never seen a bar fight break out while people are drinking wine. Beer, yes. Hard liquor, yes. But not wine.
Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job.
I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine’s Day.
Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day.