FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans.
Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we’ve always suspected.
i wonder if fewer people would eat Rabbit Stew if it was instead called Bunny Rabbit Stew.
Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, I wonder how we’re supposed to imitate them on the dance floor.
After several Steven Segal films in a row, you’d think bad guys would know to avoid rooms that contain both him & a PoolTable
Because you know I’m all about that data, ‘bout that data. No trouble. I’m all about that data, ‘bout that data. No trouble.
Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object — every time.
Okay with female deers & drops of golden sun. But always felt that “La” deserved a better identity than “a note to follow So”
Jan 21, 2015: The 1989 film “Back to the Future II” showed life on Oct 21, 2015. So we’ve got 9 Months to invent Flying Cars.
#WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming.
Mysteries of #Interstellar: Gotta tell you. Mars (right next door) looks waay safer than those new planets they travelled to.
Dracula & other undead people who sleep in coffins must have good abs. They always rise up flat-backed when the casket opens.
USA to Russia: “We’re imposing sanctions on you!! But please still allow us on your Soyuz so we can reach our Space Station”
What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there’s more sunlight
QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw.