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Page of neonwario's best tweets

@neonwario : Imagine how stupid you’d feel if you pitched “Yabba dabba doo” at that early Flintstones meeting and it didn’t hit

@neonwario: I Just Watched The Simpsons For The First Time. Bart’s Grades Are... Disturbing

@neonwario: I excuse myself to the washroom before I order
You walk in and see me, leaning towards the mirror repeating "I'll have the hamburger please"

@neonwario: WWII was just all the people w/ time machines who went back in time to kill hitler fighting the time travelers who wanted to protect hitler

@neonwario: What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

@neonwario: Ah yes. I've linked my Twitter to my Wordpress, and my LinkedIn to Klout. Now it's time to interface my Acura ILX with a giant redwood