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(texting gf) In uber. Be home soon. Cant wait to see you (accidentally pressing dictation button) Ohhhh i want a hamburger so bad. Hot dog too. Ohh man I want a mcchicken. me too. Woww I want a burger. Yeah I want a cheeseburger too. Ohhh wow me too. I want a hot dog.With the bun

@nibiru_TRUTH

4 years ago

just found a grappling hook in my new apartment. now i have to backtrack to my childhood home so i can access the previously unreachable attic

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